• Posey: first time I heard the song Rude by Magic I texted Dylan "We need to start a reggae babe"
  • Dylan: And I didn't realize he meant reggae band, so I texted him back "Alright babe."

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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floozys:

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

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jasperislington:

“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

jasperislington:

CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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rose-fallen-angel:

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

eh Seat belt

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commanderjshepard:

'as a male-'

stop

collaborate and listen

nobody cares about your opinions on women

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

floralbahorel:

floralbahorel:

marius humming the mission impossible theme song while he runs around paris searching for cosette 

cosette enjoying the sun in her garden when she suddenly hears this odd humming noise coming from her rose bushes

adonutwithamapleglaze:

Musicals are magical. When I’m watching musicals nothing matters. I don’t care about my failures. I don’t worry about my grades or my future. I’m not lonely, I’m not sad. I’m just completely content. They’re perfect. 

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shit im nineteen. is this when i have to start being responsible bc fuck that shit

kimpissible:

i wish tumblr did cool ass shit for their users like youtubers and viners can like..make a career off what they do and go to cool conventions and meet cool ppl man i picked the wrong social media to put all of my time into

thewicked-eternity